Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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