Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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