do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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