I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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