Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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