we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
