Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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