He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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