elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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