doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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