I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
17 year olds will be the death of me.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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