id be glad to
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
My vagina is officially offended.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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