Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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