# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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