oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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