Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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