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You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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