my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
babies were throwing up all over the place
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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