8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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