My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I intend to get homeless drunk
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Randomize
