New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
