Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
