there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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