the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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