Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
