so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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