if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Help. Why am I so naked?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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