we're blogging at a bar
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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