I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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