My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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