Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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