On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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