There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
and you fell through a lawn chair
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