Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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