i can't believe i had my finger in that
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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