try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Let's get the cat blown out
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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