I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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