I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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