matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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