he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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