Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
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