like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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