I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
She announced her abortion via fbk
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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