Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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