Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
areolas are like halos for boobs.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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