Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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