I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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