Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
that is very illegal...i love you.
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