Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
he was CRYING into my vagina
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
