so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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