Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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