doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
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