There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Randomize
