Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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