is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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