Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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